Everyone is always like 'I just got married! Like for.... etc.' and it is always these super happy scenarios.
Well I'm gonna do the opposite.
I just got a divorce! Like for:
1. The person I am divorcing:
2. The 'I'm here for you' friend:
3. The 'I told you so' friend:
4. The lawyer:
5. The person who thinks that they now have a chance with you:
Go Ahead people! Like away! I will probably get none, but still....