Ways to Annoy the Undertaker:
- Steal his hat and coat. Pretend to be him by giggling and say in a feminine tone, “I’m the Undertaker and I love to party with dead people!”
- Poke him. Constantly.
- Get a recorder. Record him laughing. Everytime he tries to speak, interrupt him by playing the recorder with a poker face.
- Draw a mustache on his face.
- Blame it on Grell.
- Ask him if he could demonstrate being in a coffin. If he says yes, lock him up quickly and send him to Antarctica.
- Tell him William is the best shinigami ever. If he asks why say because he has a bigger ‘death scythe’ than him.
- If he asks what you mean, tell him William can explain since he was the first person to come up with the second meaning behind the word, ‘death scythe.’ xD
- As he storms off, don’t forget to mention that Grell’s ‘death scythe’ is bigger than his and William’s combined. xD
- While he’s doing that, replace his biscuits with Pluto’s dog treats.
- Give his shop a complete make over. Decorate it with pink ribbons, banners that say, “GO LIFE,” and even put clothing on his mannequins.
- Stick Grell in one of his coffins as a surprise.
- Ask him if you’re invited to his and Lau’s wedding.
- Put glitter and stickers on his actual death scythe. (Not the one William came up with. xD)
- Invite him to Ciel’s baby shower. (I’ll explain later)