Finally! I'm going to meet my uncle Ben! Jeff tells me his specialty is haunting and nightmares. I wonder how good I'll be at those things. Well, I guess there's a first for everything. OH! We're here, yay! We've been walking all day and we're finally here! I see some one who looks like the main character of a game I once saw on a tv comertical.
Slenderdad leans down and says, "That's you uncle Ben, Killer."
"YAY!", I scream as I run to him and give him a hug, "Hi, uncle Ben!"
He hugs me back and says,"It's nice to finally meet you, Killer. I hear from your dads that you've been working hard."
"YUP! I want to grow up to be just like Jeff and Slenderdad!"
"Well, you've got a while to go till that, so right now let's practice on your haunting."
Uncle Ben walks inside and I follow.
"Ok, Killer, the way to a good haunting is to harnest the fear of the unknown in your victum and use it against them."
"I haunt games called 'Ledgend of Zelda' as one of the Link statues. The way I harnest the power is popping up in places where I shouldn't be and follow the player around. Do you understand?"
"Good, so then I.........."
Uncle been tells me and shows me what to do and how to do it. It takes all day, but I finally get to the point where Uncle Ben says I've done better than even him on his first try. Soon after that Jeff and slenderdad say it's time to go home because Uncle Ben and them need to get to work. We start heading home.
Jeff is the first to speak and he asks, "So, how did you like it?"
"It was awesome! Uncle Ben said I was the best ameture he had ever seen! But now that's it's all over I feel very sleepy."
I yawn and swerve a little. Slender dad looks at me and asks, "Do you want to ride on my back the rest of the way?"
I look up and him but choose other wise, "No thank you, I'd rather ride on Jeff's back"
Jeff picks me up and puts me on his back. Soon I am asleep. When I wake up I'm in a bed between Jeff and Slender dad. I smile and drift back into sleep, dreaming of my future as a true Killer.