Please briefly let me look into your soul so that I can properly assess what white boy you should let wander your thoughts, also I didn't spell check any of this
September 1, 2020
September 1, 2020
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Love & Friendship
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Your ideal date is...?
People still go out for coffee right?
A group date, were on a date but also my friends are here so its not awkward
We get a slice of pizza and wander the city at night
The two of us lay in a field of tall grass and hold hands for hours
Maybe a brush with death or some light crime
Sharing books and wandering in the library
My friend is in a band and we go to the show
Taking a nap together in a Macys dressing room
Something more athletic, like a hike or rollerskating
In the nosebleeds of a baseball game we eat greasy stadium food and trash talk everyone there
Your favorite pop goes punk song is...?
Call Me Maybe
We Found Love
When I Grow Up
Hot ' N Cold
We R Who We R
You Belong With Me
Somebody That I Used To Know
What are you most likely to buy from the dollar store?
Can of Pringles
A candy bar from the check out stand
Pack of water snakes
Some crayons and a coloring book
I'd put some quarters into the sticker machine
Capsule sponge animals
Solar power dancing flower
Pick a fake album that you would buy a CD of
Forget It Kid
Aint No Opening Day
Joe DiMaggio Moves Likes Liquid Light
I Know Only Gods Voice And He Says Suck My Cock
There Are No Devils In The Thunder
Horror, Destruction And Acid Mirrors
What does your notebook look like?
I have always wanted to keep one but never can
Beaten up, and still mostly neat
My journal is a my child and while it maybe scuffed from use but it is a type of god
Covered in stickers, probably some stains
I cant even read what I wrote, but I take it with me everywhere
I write in it everyday about what I do everyday
Cheap less than a dollar thing that has grocery lists and maybe some funny thoughts
More like a sketch book
Its just a tiny planner
It has notes in it, mostly about things I do or research
Do you read?
Only things I am interested in
Which care bear is on your bed?
Good luck Bear
Favorite Ghibli movie?
Howls Moving Castle
Whisper Of The Heart
Kiki's Deilivery Service
Castle In The Sky
The Princes Kagyua
From Up On Poppy Hill
Do you know what a topster is?
Now the classic would you fuck your clone question
I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than
I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking I am.
I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
I'd totally do all sort of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy spending time by yourself? 10 being the most, 1 being the least
If you had complete reign over your fridge what would it look like?
Maybe a couple photos and some funny magnets
Alphabet magnets that I rearrange all the time
I don't care about my fridge
Lots of magnets, a calendar, and one halloween decoration sitting on the top of the fridge
Its decorated for halloween all year round
I think my fridge should be like a bulletin board, it has reminders and fun stuff
Probably covered in drawings, doodles, and photos
Can you keep a house plant alive?
I am too stupid to keep a plant alive
God I wish I could keep a plant alive
Fuck you I can take care of a plant if I want to
I hope I can
Yes, but not to a perfect degree
I know everything about my plant, even its name
Making art of any kind
Whatever I think is fun
I was diagnosed with gamer disease
I have projects not hobbies
Keeping my shit together
Being the funniest person in my friend group
What is the first impression your white boy boyfriend will give you?
Full of energy
Like he smells like books
Do you like talking on the phone?
Sometimes, it mostly depends who I am talking to
Who catches your eye at a party and makes you wish you could speak to them?
The guy who is genuinely trying to have heartfelt conversations with everyone, he also appears to be the one with the weed
The guy who just wants to get fucked up and go batshit
The guy who filled two plastic water bottles with vodka and is now trying to evade the host and leave
The guy who is just having fun, he likes to dance even if he's the only one, and he looks pretty buzzed
The guy who is talking to everyone else, not staying in one place for too long
The guy who cant seem to get a grip, he looks nervous but boy is he trying
The guy who saw whatever stupid shit everyone else was doing, make some quick one-liners, grabbed a bowl of chips and found a place to perch like a bird, but he's comfortable
The guy who is in charge of music and nervously rearranging the playlist as the night goes on
The guy keeping the energy up, he's offering to drive everyone to an IHOP and willing to pool hop
The guy sheepishly hanging out on the stairs, you can't tell if he's hoping some talks to him or if he dies before that
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