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Discover which Melbournian derro matches your vibes!
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Which Like What? character are you?
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Grimy Geburtstag
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Hi! Let's begin with a simple question. Pick a food that you'd like to eat.
Medium rare lamb steak
Chicken parmigiana with chips
Ham and cheese croissant
Mango milk bubble tea
Sour gummy worms
Lamb or chicken souvlaki or HSP
Vegan poke bowl with lots of corn and lettuce
KFC
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Now pick a Melbourne suburb/train station. If you don't know any of these, pick the name that sounds the best.
Ringwood
Craigieburn
Epping
Pakenham
Cheltenham
Mitcham
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Pick an arrangement of bands/artists!
Vivaldi, Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Schumann
Blackpink, TWICE, TxT, BTS
Unknown Brain, NEFFEX, More Plastic
Lime Cordiale, Crowded House
Britney Spears, Ke$ha, Katy Perry
Kerser, Onefour
System of a Down, Rammstein, the Birthday Party, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Type O Negative, Xmal Deutschland
Freddie Dredd, Lil' Darkie
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If you were standing in line and a person cut in front of you, what would you say to them?
Sorry, I think I was there first? But if you want to go first I don't mind
I would barge right past them without saying anything and shooting a glare
FARKENA SHEIT MALAKA
Excuse me, I was there first, now go to the back of the line
You mess with me bruv? You're getting them bashies
Shit cunt, you flat arse, get the fuck out of my way!
*Not do anything*
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What do you hate the most about your current city/state?
The noise
Nothing! It's perfect!
The politicians, CEOS, leaders and rich guys
The drivers
The karens
The cowards
The racism
The gentrification
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Pick a place to hang out with your friends
My house
The park or the lake
The mall or the city
Hangouts? Nuh uh
A cafe or restaurant
A train station or bus interchange
The goth/metal/punk rave
The dark dodgy laneways
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Which of these would you like to shop at?
ALT CVLT (alternative fashion and record store)
The local liquor or tobacco shop
The place with incense, gemstones and candles
All the luxury brands like Versace, Gucci, Tiffany, Prada
Neon sign store
The supermarket
The fashion shop!
Culture Kings
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Pick a Melbourne city street. Again, if you don't know any, pick the name you like best.
Swanston
Lonsdale
La Trobe
Flinders
Russell
Elizabeth
William
Bourke
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"Hi, would you like to save up to 20% on your energy bill? Let me show you how."
Can I pay you in crack?
*Closes door and curls into ball, whimpering*
Hiii, that sounds interesting, but unfortunately, I'm not interested. Thank you and have a nice day!
*Death stare while slowly closing door*
*Sarcastically* Pee-pee poo-poo *closes door*
Sorry, not interested
*Immediate physical violence*
Fuck off *slams door*
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Pick a Melbourne landmark. Same as the other Melb questions, if you don't know any, pick based off the name.
Melbourne Gaol
The Museum
MCG
Hosier Lane
NGV
Crown Casino
Botanic Gardens
Bourke St Mall
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That's the end! Hope you liked it!
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